Dopeness. It’s a pre-existing condition

It’s going to be pretty hard to get coverage whilst you are afflicted with Dopeness.  Dopeness has been known to cause smiling, grinding, the pursuit of goals and in many cases is known to be contagious. In order  to not infect those who may not be able to live with dopeness, it’s best you wear this shirt so that those who don’t wish to catch dopeness are not infected.